The New York Screenplay Contest, billed as the city’s largest, this year received over 1000 entries. “Don-John’s Disappointed Mam” is one of seven Official Finalists in the Stage Play category: https://newyorkscreenplaycontest.com/2018-official-finalists
Don-John’s Tweet: “New York is an amazing place with amazing people. When people want to knock New York — first of all you shouldn’t be doing it, because you have a massive population there — but when you want to knock New York, you’ve got to go through me…I don’t know if I’ll do the fighting myself or if other people will…Part of the problem is that no one wants to hurt each other anymore.”
Mam’s Reply: Now, Don-John, can’t you say something nice aboot a place without gettin’ all crabbit and endin’ up in a rammy? Why are ye always threatening the Fisty Cuffs? Don’t be such a ned! Have you had your breakfast yet, son, or are you Twitterin’ away on an empty stomach?